LEE
Zoology is the greatest!
What do you want to be, a knight? Pbbth!
Tell me something: if you found yourself being
chased by a centaur, would you try to escape by
swimming a river or climbing a tree?

COT
Um … I don’t ...

LEE
Any zoologist would tell you that centaurs are excellent
swimmers, but completely unable to climb trees.

COT
Are there any centaurs in the fairy ring?

LEE
Well no, of course not.
Centaurs are indigenous to the areas around
the Salt Sea, that’s thousands of miles from here.
I was obviously just using it as an example.
Smart Aleck.

 

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The Field Guide To Magical Animals by Joe Wierenga

Don't mess with zoology. Centaurs really can't climb trees. I don't know if you've ever seen one try but frankly it's embarassing.

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